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HowTo


Take a newspaper. Take some scissors. Choose from this paper an article of the length you want to make your poem. Cut out the article. Next carefully cut out each of the words that makes up this article and put them in a bag. Shake gently. Next take out each cutting one after the other. Copy conscientiously in the order in which they left the bag. The poem will resemble you. And there you are, an infinitely original author of charming sensibility, even though unappreciatedvulgar he by the rd.

WhereTo

Can't decide where to do yer thing? This easy-to-use app does it for you (once you've figured out where on Earth you are.


WhatTo


Bored? Can't think of what to do? Is there something wrong with you? Why not let chance decide whether to act or not to act using this online coin-flipper. Not only does it take the sweat out of making decisions, but you can explore coins of the world at the same time! Today's guest currency is the FORINT, which is currently worth 0.0023 British Pounds

WhenTo


Too busy? Too bad. Nevertheless, you should click on  THE RANDOM TIME GENERATOR to decide when to do whatever it is you are/are not going to do.